Apache + PHP

So I have been having much trouble getting Apache + PHP + MySQL to run on my linux box. And finally the system died. Something I dislike about ubuntu, I CAN'T FORMAT MY DRIVE!!!! that is of no use to me anymore, but it was be for I watched the smoke rise from my HDD.

But I will try it again when I find a hard drive that has under 9999 cylinders and is over 2 gigs.

For now, though, I am sad.